Bin Laden Found...

Reports were coming in lunchtime on Thursday that international terrorist and tea-towel salesman, Osama Bin Laden, had been found following exstensive searches of 20six. Osama was found to be lurking rather menacingly in the Google Ads at the top of amillionpieces' blog. Early reports say that Osama took out the google ads as a way of 'throwing a bone' to the US forces, who were having real difficulty locating him, Osama has been bored with freedom for some time now and had hoped that his first measure, neon signs above his cave, would be a sucess, however the USAF ignored these signs, and Osama found it time for direct action. "Daftus pilliuckus" he said "Couldnt see the writing on the wall, so I decided Google is the best way" Using the knowledge that America's two great sources of Intelligence are CNN and Google Osama cleverly placed himself in the Adwords program, and eventually after several years of trying, has been taken by U.S Forces in the area. Needless to say, despite Osama's will to surrender, the US Forces met terrible resistance from three camels and a gnat and it took 7 hours to overcome this force, described by Donald Rumsfeld as "A bunch of animals" and enter the caves, where Osama has handily already cuffed himself.

Seriously tho, how come? I mean what does google think my weblog is pushing? It's really rather worrying...
14.10.04 14:23


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