Yes folks, you see, we here all come from civilised homes, where tweezers are a right not a privalage, some of you probably even have such things as wax and other devices, all for the good cause of not having scarily overgrown eyebrows, but, I ask you, spare a thought for Busted, the humble pop band who despite selling CD's to 12 year olds by the crate load have still not made enough money to by some tweezers, or even better to take a trip to a salon and get sorted out. Could you see a child of yours, or even, could you see yourself with such overgrown catterpillars for eyebrows? Clearly these poor deluded little boys have never been informed that it is the 21st Century AD, not BC, and we are not neanderthals.

So I would like to ask you all, spare a thought for those three, poor, disadvantaged, unfortunate souls that are busted. If you could spare a tweezer or some wax, please, please, send it on to the band, in fact, going beyond that any books such as 'The idiots guide to playing guitar' or 'Dummies guide to writing songs that sound different' would also be greately helpful to these poor underprivilaged souls.