I only just got in from being locked out in the freezing cold, with no coat, luckily I had my laptop so I typed a post it's quite long and I just ramble, because I was very bored and very cold and very lonely on my parents doorstep.... Thank God for iTunes and Notepad. I'd thank Him even more if I'd remembered my key...

Well, I am very cold thats for darn sure, I am writing this post sat on the doorstep of the house, basically because I have nothing better to do. I just got back home and arrived to find the door locked, the whole family out. Not a problem! I'm a grown man, I always take my key. Always. Except that is for this evening, when I had rushed out with my laptop bag, and my keys are in my other college bag. Damn. So I figures what else can I do, I'm locked out, not a penny left on me to go and by food, which is a shame as KFC is so mouth wateringly close, so I thought I'll get the computer out and listen to some music, might as well type a blog post too, even though rather ludicrusly, I can't post it until I get inside.

So, here it is a post. Its absolutley bitter out tonight aswell, north east coast, nine o'clock at night, it were never gonna be sunny was it now? I might freeze to death before they arrive back. I have some notes I need to type in but it's way to windy out here to get notepaper out, it'll blow away for miles.

Oh, well at least the neighbours are being kept endlessly occupied by my music, although, I'm figuring the laptop isnt to loud, my shivering is probably the louder element, and I thought these things were meant to heat up... the even warn you not to rest them on your lap in case it burns... burns? it's freezing cold, Ive felt warmer freezers. Oh, good lord, why don't I know the neighbours very well, the old neighbours would have been out with a 'cuppa for me now, not this lot, but I'm sure I saw a shadow at the window, looking, so they know I'm here.

Damn its cold. Damn I'm bored, I'm even writing down the songs I'm listening to, not to mention counting the vehicles that pass, not that this is a hard task, boringly slow street that this is. Did I mention I have no coat with me? Nope, that could be why its so cold, just this flimsy fleece... oooohhh Get Free by the vines now, I really like this song, although Ive never heard any of their other stuff. It's like that shattered program, survival of the bloomin' fittest, only I'm the only contestand and its the cold that will kill me... Scary thought what if their out for all night? Battery life's only 54%, I can't last forever you know. This post is getting long to... oh, here we go they have returned About time to... I'd best go inside now!

Music Listened to:

Rubberneckin - Elvis (Paul Oakenfold mix)
Starry Eye Surprise - Paul Oakenfold
Killer Queen - Queen
Shiny Happy People - REM
Get Free - The Vines
Walk On - U2

Vehicles past: 4

Pedestrians looking confused: 3

Well, maybe not, but I am a total sucker for these big corporations adverts, can't help it, I just saw the full new Coca-Cola advert, which is a fair length for an ad, and I sat and grinned the whole time as the smiling girl wanders down the street singing "free" by the lighthouse family. I was grinning like a cheshire cat! And don't get me started on Gap adverts, "put a little love in your heart" I spent the whole advert thinking oh, wont it be fun when it snows and we are all oh so happy and I am going out with that pretty girl. I can't help it, I'm a total advert sucker, I think it's just 'cos they are so happy, its nice to see smiling faces on the TV..

It seems trendy to be anti-capitalist, to read Naiomi Klien and shout off about big evil corporations. But I can't. I know they are considered bad people, but the make me smile, I'm a corporate slut, only can a guy be one? Maybe that makes me a corporate gigolo. Either way, I cant help it, I love these adverts. I'm off to sit in my comfy gap jeans and drink some coke. It mightn't change my life, but darn it, I owe it to them to buy their products, the adverts have made me smile.